Last Thursday saw “the Features” at the Dame. We devised an elaborate scheme to shave the lead singers hair … which of course failed misserably, as most of our elaborate schemes tend to do.

On Friday, my folks called me and let me know they were sponsoring a group of Ecuadorian students for a couple days. Never passing up a chance to practice my nonexistant Spanish, I dropped into Etown for the weekend. Of course I gave them many opportunities to make fun of my terrible grammar.