Laadiieess and geennttllemen! Hailing from an unknown location …. Weighing in at one hundred and eighty five pounds … Raised by a pack of hungry wolves, no social skills to speak of .. He only trained for one week! Will he survive this gueling test of raw speed and physical endurance!? Tune in tomorrow to find out!
I recommend utilizing an agile approach, perhaps with a little cheating on the side.
I recomend appropriate outerwear. Chaps, perhaps. Uniquely areodynamic chaps having had strategic alterations, such as the removal of the ‘seat’ area.
PS Chaps don’t really have a seat in the first place. Look it up. They protect your legs.